Conspiracy Science

Yesterday I was reading my messages I get from all of my fans out there (i.e. hate mail) and someone sent me this video where this woman is explaining how the new Olympic Games logo -- which says 2012 -- really are the letters Z, O, I, N but crudely drawn. If you rearrange those letters, of course you get ZION, and it was all a big plot by Zionist conspiracists.

She then goes on to tell you to not trust anyone who says the Protocols of the Elders of Zion are anti-Semitic or a fraud, despite the fact it's been proven time and time again that they are.

I went on to look at this woman's web site, and she makes a fair amount of predictions wrapped in the utter craziness that is her site. Being the gentleman that I am, I had to include her predictions on my site, and in this post I will go over them.

She talks a lot on her site about the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, and she keeps reintegrating the point that Jews shouldn't be blamed for Zionism. She's right that not all Jews are Zionists, but for the most part when it comes to the conspiracy community and their use of the term "Zionism", it almost always refers to all Jews, especially in the Rense community.

However, I don't think she's an anti-Semite; I believe she's just a complete idiot. Not just because of her full-faith belief in the Protocols, but also because she believes in the Law of Attraction and 2012 conspiracy theories, and... well just look below:

Prediction #1 - Barack Obama's past will come back to haunt him

In short: she's a birther and it seems as though she believes in the "Obama is a Muslim" stuff as well. She predicts between now and 2012 it will all come crashing down for Obama.

Prediction #2 - The U.S. dollar is about to collapse; Rise of the NAU; Civil Unrest

The same North American Union stuff we've been hearing since the conspiracy theorists got ahold of Robert A Pastor's book. She predicts it will happen this year! She also didn't appear to notice that the SPP project was shut down a while ago.

Prediction #3 - Prince William will be crowned King of England and the UK in 2009 and World Ruler in 2015

This is my favorite prediction by far. It completely ignores Prince Charles being next in line and the fact that Queen Elizabeth is still alive, as well as a whole host of other things.

Prediction #4 - Princess Di Didn't (die)

This isn't really a prediction, but rather a conspiracy theory that makes no sense at all. She claims that Sophie Rhyss-Jones and Princess Diana could be the same person, but at the end of her "prediction" she then claims she's not saying that at all -- so I'm not sure what she was trying to say in the article. I guess she figures every one in Sophie Rhyss-Jones' past was paid off either to make up that they knew her, or ... something else, it's really incoherent.

Prediction #5 - Obamavilles

She predicts by 2012 (or maybe 2015 when she think Prince William will be World Ruler) there will be Obamavilles much like the Hoovervilles of the Great Depression.

Prediction #6 - The Beast

By 2012 or 2015, we'll find out that Hillary Clinton and Obama are working hand in hand for the anti-Christ, or that Obama is the anti-Christ.

Prediction #7 - The Real Terrorists Unmasked

That is to say, by 2012 it will become apparent that she was correct about the vast Zionist conspiracy to dominate the world.

Prediction #8 - New World Order / Protocols of the Elders of Zion

She uses the vague "predictions" of anything bad happening in the world is a result of a Jewish conspiracy as proof of her belief in a Zionist conspiracy. In the original prediction she even had an abridged text of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion. This really wasn't a prediction.

Prediction #9 - Higher Consciousness

If you didn't think the apocalyptic Christianity and pseudoantiZionism were enough, she now goes on to talk about the Universal Law of Attraction, that is the utter bullshit covered in books like The Secret. She links this with the Mayan calendar and believes it will happen by the end of 2012.

Prediction #10 - The Ma-Tricks

In the original prediction she included two David Icke clips, but the article itself doesn't mention him, but rather a bunch of stuff about the Internet, "the grid", the anti-Christ, and so forth. Again by 2012 or 2015 we will see this all come to light.